Richie Swanson, aged thirty-eight, has a disheveled appearance that oddly appears flawless. He maintains excellent physical fitness through an intense workout regimen that has enabled him to perform a thousand crunches.
Despite my penchant for categorizing people based on their appearance and attire, I exude confidence with my head held high and chest puffed out. My personality holds immense potential, but also a distinct gentleness that remains evident. I possess the ability to be softly-spoken, good-natured, and sweet-tempered. Additionally, my eye for detail extends to my fashion choices, often opting for designer suits.
I am fond of drinking bloody marys and alcohol is my preferred beverage. In fact, I love bloody marys so much that I always have a pepper shaker with me. My family is well-off; my father was a successful
...defense lawyer while my mother discovered the remains of a wooly mammoth as an archaeologist before becoming a stay-at-home mom. I come from a clan of brilliant individuals, being the youngest among three siblings.
Chas, my oldest brother, is a globally recognized financial advisor while my adopted sister Margo, the middle child, is a prominent ballerina. As for myself, I gained recognition as a playwright after winning a prestigious Braverman Grant of $50,000 in 9th grade. In a winter escapade, my sister and I took off from home and found shelter in The Ice Age Wing of the Public Archives.
After graduating from high school, I fled to the summer house in Bruges where I spent two weeks producing a new theatrical work. Despite my efforts, the play was poorly received and it ran on Broadway for less than a week. This incident led me
to abandon writing and pursue education at the esteemed Harvard University. Despite my pursuit of recreational drugs and sports, writing remained a distant passion.
After discovering how simple it was to strike a ball with a racket, I opted to pursue tennis, in which I turned out to be very talented. With only three months at Harvard, I resigned and transitioned into a career as a tennis pro, triumphantly clinching back-to-back national wins. Following a rumored catastrophe at Windswept Fields, I retired from professional tennis at the age of twenty-six being said to have suffered from aversion or nervousness, and nothing more.
Following a year of solo travel onboard the Cote d'Ivoire cruise vessel, I had explored the poles, five oceans, the Amazon and the Nile. Yet, what proved to be most significant was my encounter with Audrey Sinclair, my present spouse and a distinguished therapist whom I promptly enlisted for her expertise.
After a five-month interval, during one of our sessions, I proposed to her and she accepted. We got married the following day and relocated to New York City's upper west side. Since it had been about eight years since I wrote anything significant, I chose to start writing once more.
Within a month, I authored a fictional novel titled Custer's First Stand which explored what could have occurred if General Custer had survived the Little Bighorn event. This achievement resulted in a period of literary triumph when my novel was published. Currently, I spend my days lounging in a bathrobe at home.
I have an interest in photography and am considering pursuing painting. Despite my love for my wife, she suspects that I may have feelings
for my adopted sister as my therapist. I am afraid of my life slipping away. Additionally, my family has experienced a two-decade long period of failure, causing all past achievements to be forgotten.
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