High School Musical Script Sharpay Lines with Cues – Flashcards
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Ryan: Hi Troy, getting ready for the big game?
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Hi, Troy.
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Taylor: Ah, behold the zoo animals heralding the new year. How tribal.
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They were heralding my entrance, dear.
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Taylor: La Diva speak So! So what did you do over the break, Sharpay, you're nails or your scales?
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Taylor: Excellent, Another Bookworm!
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With all those cute boys on the slopes? Why do you think Prada makes all that fabulous aprés ski wear?...Loser!
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Troy: That's completely impossible.
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I wouldn't think impossible is even in your vocabulary, Troy...So nice of you to show our new classmate around...Troy is such a sweetheart, isn't he? He's the star of the basketball team, just like I'm the star of the drama club. We're perfect for each other, don't you think? Are we having lunch together, Troy? Oh look, the sign ups for the musical...Oh...were you going to sign up too? I'm so sure we could find something for you. The ugly old nurse is lots of fun.
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Gabriella: No, no. I was just looking over the bulletin board. Lots going on at this school...Wow. Nice penmanship.
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I missed you during vacation Troy, so what'd you doooooo hmmmmm?
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Troy: Practiced Basketball. Snowboarding. More Basketball...Gotta go, practice and all.
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You're so dedicated. Just like me...I hope you'll come watch me in the musical? Promise?...Maybe it's my hair.
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Ms. Carolina: You have two minutes to solve this "Relationship between Energy and Principal Quantum Number" equation. Class, give it your best shot.
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So, it seemed like you knew Troy Bolton?
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Gabriella: Not really, I just asked him for directions.
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Troy doesn't usually interact with new students.
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Gabriella: Why not?
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It's pretty much basketball 24/7 with him. Plus, he's such a bully, always picking on the smaller kids.
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Gabriella: That's nice.
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He hates math, and chemistry. Don't get him started on chemistry. I don't think he's opened a book since "Sally, Dick and Jane"-says he didn't get it. Typical Jock, right?
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Ms. Carolina: 10 to the negative 18th power? That's quite impossible...Well, Ms. Montez..I stand corrected. I'm very impressed. And welcome aboard!
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Did you know Troy spent a year in juvenile hall? Something to do with cats and lawnmowers...
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Taylor: Be gone! You have no power here!
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Whatever.
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Gabriella: Please, it's just an equation.
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Ryan, it's me...
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Gabriella: I thought Ms. Carolina took your phone away.
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We always carry a spare... in case our agent calls.
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Ryan: Troy Bolton was looking at our audition list.
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Again? He was hanging around with that Montez hag this morning and they were both looking at the list. There's something freaky about her. Did you google her like I asked?
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Ryan: Yeah, it's like she has an extra brain or something. So why is she interested in our musical?
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She's interested in Troy, barfboy. I need you to plant those printouts in Taylor's locker ASAP, okay?
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Ryan: No problemo, boss. But why am I doing that?
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Look, there's no harm in making sure Gabriella is welcomed into school activities that are appropriate for her. You know, the ones that keep her far away from Troy Bolton!
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Mrs. Darbus: Wait, wait, wait. Ryan, do you want to be an ostrich?
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Totally
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Gabriella: I don't know, I mean, I need to get caught up on the curriculum here before I think about joining any new clubs...
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But what a perfect way to get caught up...meeting with the smartest kids in the school. What a generous offer, Taylor!
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Ryan and Sharpay (singing): SO LONELY BEFORE I FINALLY FOUND WHAT I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR
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What's with you and those stupid jazz squares?
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Ryan and Sharpay (singing): DDOT DOO DOO DOO, DOOT DOO DOO DOO DOOT DOO A WOH OH OH OH-OH
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You!
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Ryan: No you!
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No us!
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Ms. Darbus: You were all incredible. Watch the bulletin board for callbacks, which will be held sometime next week.
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Don't be discouraged! The drama club doesn't just need performers... it needs fans too! Buy tickets!
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Kelsi: Oh sorry, new glasses. Anyway, I mean... if you do the part, with that particular song, I was hoping you'd-
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If we do the part? Kelsi, Kelsi darling, I've been in 17 school productions. And, let's see, how many shows have you written?
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Kelsi: This is the first.
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Which tells us that...?
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Kelsi: I should write you more solos?
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It tells us that you do not offer direction, suggestion, or commentary. And you should be thankful that Ryan and I are here to lift your music out of it's current obscurity. Are we clear?
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Kelsi: Yes Ma'am- I mean Sharpay.
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Nice talking to you. Love the glasses.
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Sharpay (singing): IF THIS IS ONE BIT TRUE I'M GONNA SCREAM AND SHOUT!
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Is this some kind of sick joke? Troy and Gabriella didn't even audition!
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Ryan: And they never even asked our permission to join the Drama Club. I mean, come on!
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Someone's got to tell that new girl the rules.
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Ryan: Right. Uhm, what are the rules again?
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Rule number one: Pick the right clique. Two: Act like your clique. Three: Dress for your clique. Four: Know where your clique clicks. And Rule number Five: Stick to the Status Quo!
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All (singing): NOT ANOTHER PEEP NO NOT ANOTHER WORD NO NOT ANOTHER SOUND NO
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Everybody Quiet!!!
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All (singing): QUO! QUO! QUO!
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AAAAAAAAA Someone's going to pay for this!!!!!
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Zeke: Hey, Sharpay. Now that Troy's going to be in your show-
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Troy Bolton is not in my show!
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Zeke: Oh, uhm, well, okay... I mean, did you like the cake I made for you?
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No. It doesn't go with my pants.
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Zeke: Ha ha, that's funny. So uhm, anyway, I thought maybe you'd like to come see me play ball sometime...
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I'd rather suck the mucous from a dog's nostrils 'til his skull caves in.
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Taylor: Danke Shon
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Something isn't right. The Jocks and Braniacs mingling in study hall? The mean girls and skaters eating lunch together?
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Ryan: The Jocks rule most of the school, but if they get Troy into the musical, they've conquered the entire student body.
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And if the Braniacs get Gabriella hooked up with Troy Bolton, the Science Club goes from Drool to Cool! And Troy will be hers forever!..Ryan, we need to save our show from someone who doesn't know the difference between a Tony Award and Tony Soprano.
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Ryan: But how?
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Darbus. I have a plan.
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Ryan: Luuuccyyyyy...
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I'll tell Darbus that Troy and his Dad are trying to sabatoge the auditions because she gave him detention.
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Ryan: Yeah, but the president's not supposed to lie, Sharpay.
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Yeah, and the vice-president's supposed to smile, zip it up, and do what I tell him to, all right? Now come on!
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New Scene after When There Was Me and You
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You idiot! What did I tell you about those stupid jazz squares?
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Ryan: Everybody loves a good jazz square- it's a classic. And why do we always have to do what you say?
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Maybe because I know what I'm doing? Just do what I tell you. I'm not taking any chances, understand. That role is mine! I was born to play it!
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Ryan: Somebody in this room ought to chill out, sister. And it ain't me. We'll get the roles we want, we always do.
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I'm not just talking about my role in the play, Ryan. I'm talking about my role in like... the school. I'm not a jock, I'm not a Braniac... but you know what, I'm the star. That's my role.. And if they take it away from me, who am I?
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Ryan: Well... you could just be Sharpay. That's not so bad, is it?
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Are you brain-dead? No one's going to like me if I'm just Sharpay! But on stage, I can be Juliet, I can be Annie Oakley, I can be anyone I want to be, not just dumb old Sharpay. I need something to make me fabulous, Ryan. I mean, come on, they named me after a flabby dog!
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Ryan: Sharpay, we've had the leads every year since birth. If we get it again, great. If not, we'll still be fabulous. Besides, it could be worse. They could have named you pug...or Shih Tzu... or-
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But Troy and that- that Thing!
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Ryan: Look, maybe Troy would like you better if you were just yourself, for once.
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Pardon me, Dr. Phil, but what do you know? You're just a kid.
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Ryan: I'm only eight minutes younger than you.
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Yeah, well, those are eight important minutes!
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Troy: Oh, sorry... I didn't know you were in here.
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Hi Troy! Did you come to ask if I'd switch partners and audition with you? The answer is yes! Ryan, you're fired.
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Troy: Uhm, no. Have you seen Gabriella? I've really got to talk to her.
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Who?
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Troy: Thanks, Ryan. You're all right!
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How can you stab me in the back like that, helping the enemy?!?
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Ryan: I stabbed you in the back?
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Well, at least you admit it. Now take it from the top, and lose those jazz squares.
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Zeke: Yeah, Cap... if singing is something you want to do, we should be boosting you up, not tearing you down.
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ITS HARD TO BELIEVE THAT I COULDN'T SEE YOU WERE ALWAYS THERE BESIDE ME Good luck at the big game, Troy. Sorry about the callbacks, Gabriella.
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Ms. Darbus: Old Crab Mug?!?
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See??
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Ms. Darbus: Sharpay and Ryan, well done!...Troy Bolton and Gabriella Montez?...Troy...Gabriella? Yooo hooo? Well, it would seem you were right, Sharpay.
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See?
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Ms. Darbus: What's this? A full house?!
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As president of the Drama club, I have to put my foot down. No preferential treatment- those are your words, not mine.
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Ryan: Ms. Darbus, Troy wasn't trying to screw up the auditions. Sharpay lied to you because she was afraid of losing the part.
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Shut Up!
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Ms. Darbus: Is he telling the truth? Did you abuse the presidential privilege and knowingly lie to me?
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I didn't lie... I improvised... a little.
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Ms. Darbus: We'll talk about this later, Ms. Evans. Right now, off the stage.
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But I-
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Kelsi: Oh, no you won't! Pianist here, Ms. Darbus!
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You really don't want to do that.
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Ryan: Go on, tell her.
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All right! All right already! Gabriella, congratulations.
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Ryan: And?
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And I'm sorry I lied to Darbus about you and Troy.
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Gabriella: All's well that ends well, right?
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Right... I guess I'm going to play the Nurse. Unless you can't go on, that is... so break a leg.
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Gabriella: Thanks, Sharpay.
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Don't mention it. To anyone. Ever.
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Zeke: Sorry you didn't get the lead, Sharpay.
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Join the club.
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Zeke: But I still think you're fantastic.
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You do? I mean, like really?
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Zeke: Like really really.
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So where's that crème brûlée you promised me?
