prep 4 vine 2 – Flashcards
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WE ALL DIE YOU EITHER...
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kill yourself or get killed.. watcha gonna do... watch gonna do
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Step the
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f up Kyle, wtf Kyle, step the f up Kyle"
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ooohhh yea wait. a minute..
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mr. postman...." yeaaaaaaaaa"
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girl hiking up hill "oh my god are you okay"
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guy laying face down " yeah I'm f'n meditating dude"
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old lady walking past car with jugs of milk
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girl honks horn and she chucks one by accident
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"oohhh my god I love chipotle"
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"chipotle is my life"
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little girl in American girl doll store "I think I know more..."
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"about American girl dolls than you... genius"
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"Uhmmm Jared can you read #23 for the class"
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"no I cannot, what up I'm jared, I'm 19, and I never learned how to f read"
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"hey everybody today my brother pushed me so I'm starting a ..."
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"Kickstarter to put him down, benefits of killing him would be id get pushed less"
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old man pointing at in a park "I wanna be a ......"
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"cowboy baby"
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little girl drops food out of her mouth "ahhh my ....."
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"chicklet"
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"back at it again at Krispy Kreme"
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does backflips and breaks sign"
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squirts water at kid in the hallways and he pulls backpack off saying " i f hate you"
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swings backpack and hits girl in the face
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guy in forest and camera pans to his face and he says...
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"ooookkayyyy"
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"say hey vineee" "hey vineee"
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" f a vine bitchhhh"
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"ms. Keisha, ms.keisha"
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"oh my f god she f dead
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little girl chucks baby doll "give me....
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your f money"
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guy walks into bathroom with phone up and no clothes but boxers
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"welcome to chili's"
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guy vaping onto desk and friend blows it away
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"ADAMMM"
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"so what happen was.." gets punched in the face
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"I can't believe you've done this"
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Goes to slap mom in the kitchen "betch I hope the ...."
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"f u do you'd be a dead son of a betch I tell u dat"
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"hey hey hey, where y'all going, now where y'all going"
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"y u need to know all up in my pussy boi"
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girl singing in bathroom "ahhhhhhhhhhh" "SHUT UP"
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"yes"
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"dude you were so gone last night". "what do u mean" " you ate all the ..."
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"walls and the ceiling"
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Guy throws frisbee over the highway
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"wtf. richarddd"
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Hockey game and guy breaks the glass
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"way to go paulllll"
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guy standing in front of football practice "now whats better than this?"
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"guys being dudes"
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"so you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift...."
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"happy birthday?" smashes glass in in face
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guy on phone with his skateboard against the curb. "SO WHAT NO......"
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"HEAD" then smashes phone and jumps on skateboard
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"how'd u get these bumps?"
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"You got eczema?"
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Guy points to old lady crocs and screams "WHAT ARE THOOOSEEE"
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she responded with "they are my crocs"
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"When I leave you wanna be doing this *moves hands to look like talking* but when I come around...."
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"You don't wanna posts up"
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AT waffle house and employees are fighting "Can I get a Waffle?"
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"CAN I PLEASE GET A WAFFLE"
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"HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAVENNNN"
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"I can't swimmm"
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"HEY my name is trey I have a...."
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"BASKETBALL GAME TOMORROWW, Imma point guard i got the shoot game"
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"okay guys say coloradooooo!" guy flys by screaming?
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"IM A GIRAFEE"
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"I LOVE YOU BBBBIITHHHHH" "oh my god"
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"I AINT NEVER GONNA STOP LOVING YOU BBBITHHHHHHH"
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"Wtf is this aloud" "Wtf... Is this aloud"
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"STOP"
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"man how much did you pay for that taco"
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"you know ur boi got his free taco" falls down
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"girl you know your thicker than a bowl of..."
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"oatmeal" points at the lawyer
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"so I'm sitting there bbq sauce on my ....."
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"titties" she laughs on he ground
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in store guy with mask and long finger
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finger goes down his throat
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"get ur f dog bichhh" "it don't bite"
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"YES IT DO"
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"oh hey Darren" "sup bihhh"
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"stoppp" "ugh huh bihhhh" "oh my god"
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" i thought u were bae but really ur just
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fam... bruhhh
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whats 9 + 10
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21
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guy walks up to girls in the mall "how many stars are on the us flagg"
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" 50 - the 13 colonies is god dam 47"
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"welcome to the Jesus Christ hotline you are live"
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"yea Jesus Christ f sucks"
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"this is my message to Jesus Christ"
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"heyyyy jj wasssup"
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"you ready to die"
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"im a bad b u can't kill me"
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"sleep I don't know about sleep its summer time"
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"you need to go to bed" "ohh she caught me"
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singing "it started when we were younger you were mine"
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"MY BOOOO"
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"all I wanna tell you is school is not important be what ever you wanna be"
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"If u wanna be a dog.... WOLF.. ya know?"
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"people are constantly asking me.. What's it like to be a sexy...."
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falls and hits head on the chair
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"YES she is a betch..."
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"B I C T H"
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"Just found out my birthday is the same day I was born"
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"Life is crazy"
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"CAN I GET AAA"
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"HONNNYEAAA"
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"I had a grat tim win i was chicatim"
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" I had los avi macup on ma fas"
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Gets a little of each soda in his cup and takes a sip
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"f u"
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"you can't sit with us ""actually Meghan I can't sit..."
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"anywhere, I have hemorrhoids"
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" betch gonna step on my f toes with her cowboy boots..."
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"DISTGUSTING"
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"get to del taco they got a new thing called..."
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"fres a vacado"
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"release all of those sounds that are trapped in your mind"
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"AGHHHHHH"
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"On all levels except physical.."
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"I am wolf"
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"there is only one thing that is worst then a rapist"
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"a childdd"
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stirring Mac and cheese and leans into mom
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"thats what good pussy sounds like"
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"I want a church girl"
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"that go to church, and readdd herrr bibbbleee"
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"It is _________ my dudes"
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"WEDNESDAY" "AGHHHHHHH"
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throws cheese on outside security mirror
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"this is the worst day of my life"
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"chris is that a weed" "no this is actually...."
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"im calling the police" puts 911 on the microwave
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"my friends and I love this dance called the nae nae"
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"so when we hit it, it gets pretty crazy"
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"and they were roommates"
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"ohhh my gooddd they were roommates"
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"if the iPhone 26 came out tomorrow everybody would be like"
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"aghdilshdhsdfksd"
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little girl caught watching two guys making out "why were you watching that"
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"PLEASE DONT TELL MOM"
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"my dad has a gold tooth"
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"my dad has diabetes"
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"who am i.... lets go to the beach beach"
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long pause "Nikki Mijaj"
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"I'm going to Disney world October"
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"3rd so if u wanna come on down, come on down"
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"road work ahead?"
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"uh, yea I sure hope it does!"
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singing "went to Wendy's got the 4 for 4$"
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"with the pineapple soda"
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"im in my moms car"
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"broom broom"
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"IDK WAT U AGHHHHHHHH U BETTER"
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"STOPP STOPPP BITCH STOPP"
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"oh my lorddd, u should have sucked the n d for free"
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"the lights turned off"
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water gets poured on girl while she is asleep
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"HELLOOOO?"
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"betch ha ha why u mad"
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"cuz my pussy pops severely and urs don't"
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"If u put a f'n hand on me imma"
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"rip ur face off betch, cuz he f pushed me"
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"Trever ur everything I've ever wanted in a man" "hit it" plays song from 2010
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"but right now just isnt a good time
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"second of all your disrespecting a future"
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"US army soldier"
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"you wouldn't like me before my coffee"
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"so weird because I f'n hate all the time"
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"if I had a penny for every time I wasn't cool"
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"id have no pennies"
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"dude I thought u could do a kick flip"
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"I CAN, I CAN, I DID ONE THIS MORNING"
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Girl hella vapes
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"wowwww"
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"ha ha ha its ur boi ughhhh"
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"skinny penis"
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"that one friend thats always cold" "your always cold"
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"but ill be damned if ur not my friend"
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"when theres too much drama in school"
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"all u have to do is walk awawyayayayayy"
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"two bros chilling in a hottub"
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"5ft apart cuz there not gay"
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"You wanna supersize that for 10$""of course" "oh its actually 3$"
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"I WOULD HAVE PAID 50 AND IM NOT F'N AROUND"
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"is there anything better than pussy"
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"yes a really good book"
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kid in the dark coming around on a motor bike "yo wats the scoop"
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"penis" and then he hits a curb
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"got diagnosed with cool guy syndrome yesterday"
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" so now I take adrenal"
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"hey I'm lesbian"
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"I thought u were awecain"
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"wow" bag of tortillas falls
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"hurricane katrine more like hurricane tortilla"
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"who is the hottest uber driver you've ever had"
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"ugh I never wentnto oovoo saver"
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"whats ur name" "Marty McFly Williams"
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"What r u about to do " "I'm bout to bomb this master hill" falls off skateboard
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"well sir it seems that ur cancer--" "wow I have cancer?"
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"wow I interrupt people..... yeah"
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"I spilt lipstick in ur valintino bag"
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"you spilt walaalaha lipstick in my Valentino white--"
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"love urself"
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"accept urself"
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"dont f w me I have the power of"
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"god and anime on my side"
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"I ugh figured out a way to ugh record w no hands"
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"u do have to be a boy though so I'm gonna figure something out for the girls later"
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"what did u do?" "I sucked---"
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"d on accident" "how tf do u suck d on accident"
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"I mean four female ghost busters"
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"the feminists are taking over.... IM AN ADULT VIRGIN"
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"did u wash the dishes"
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"I thought u wanted to do that" "mmhhmmmm u were wrong"
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"I didn't sleep cuz of y'all"
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"y'all never gonna sleep cuz of me"
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deer outside and a guy sneezes
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"nice Ron" "was am I not allowed to sneeze"
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"f ur chicken strips"
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"f ya chicken strips"
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"I am a guardian, guardian of the sand"
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yells at the ocean "f offff"
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Guy gets scared walking up stairs "aghhhhhh I could have dropped"
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"my croissant"
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field of geese and little girl says
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"look at all those chickens"
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"anybody ever say u look like Beyonce"
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"nah but they say I look like shalisha" "who tf is that" "me n"
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*little girl next to a window* "I smell like==="
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"beef"