75 yo mamma Jokes – Flashcards
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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?
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A: She couldn't find the 10 key.
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Why can't a blonde dial 911?
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She can't find the eleven.
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Q: Why did the blonde run with the bike?
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A: It was going too fast for her to get on.
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Q: How can you tell that a blonde's been baking chocolate chip cookies?
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A: There's M&M shells all over the floor.
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Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class and began. "ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ." "Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's the P? "It's running down my leg."
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Yo Mamma So
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Fat when she sat on the T.V. she invented flat screen.
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Yo Mamma So
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So dumb when she got locked in the bathroom she took a whiz in her pants.
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Dumb when she got locked in the grocery store she starved.
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Fat Anakin Skywalker said "Thats no moon! Thats yo mamma!"
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Yo Mamma So
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Ugly not even god can protect her.
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Ugly when the devil saw her she was sent to floor 10.
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Fat when she signed up for millitary the general said "Sorry we have to many tanks."
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Yo Mamma So
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Fat she needs 2 cars to roller skate.
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Fat when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the ocean.
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Yo Mamma So
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Old when she sneezed she turned to dust.
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yo momma is greasy i put bacon on her and that crap fried
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ohhhhhhhhhh
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yo momma so stupid that she took her jigsaw puzzle back to the store complaining it was broken
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burrrrrrnnnnnn
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yo momma so small a crack in the ground is the grand canyon
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you just got roasted
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i aint got nuthin to say bout yo momma..........her face says it all
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yo momma is so dumb i told her i found some new mjs and she thought i was talking bout people audutioning for becoming michael jackson
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dang
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yo momma is so fat that when she sees a yelloow scholl bus she chases it and yells twinki
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dang she jost got burned
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yo mamma is so fat
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when she walked by the tv you missed three comericals
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yo mamma so stupid
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she stuck 2 quaters in her ears and she told me she was listning to fifty cent. :)(:
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Yo momma so fat
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Catapillars made a nest of eggs in her bellybutton
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Yo momma so stupid
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She opened the microwave when the doorbell rang.
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Yo momma so fat
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She was the only defensive line on the football team.
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Yo momma so fat
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People in star wars thought she was Jobba The Hut.
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yo momma so easy a caveman can do her
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yo momma so nasty she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh
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yo momma so fat she saw a school bus filled with white kids and said "STOP THAT TWINKIE!"
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yo momma so old she watches the history channel to see herself
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yo momma like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw
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Best JOKE
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Knock Knock "who's there"momma"momma who"momma the one who made you come out of my pussy"GET AWAY RAPIST!
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Yo momma
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Yo momma's so fat when she ordered a water bed they layed a blanket on the Pacific Ocean
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Yo momma's so dumb she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go!
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Yo momma's so ugly on Halloween, people go as her.
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Yo momma's so poor, when I was asking why she was banging on the dumpster she said, 'My kids locked me out.'
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Why did the blonde get on the roof of the bar? , - She heard drinks were on the house
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Yo momma's so fat, when she went to swim in the ocean she said, 'Oops I'm in the kiddy pool!'
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Yo momma's so stupid, she jumped off a boat and missed the water.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she jumped off a boat and missed the water.
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Yo momma's so dumb she sold her car for gas money.
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Yo momma's so stupid, I said it's chilly outside, your mom ran outside wit a bowl and a spoon and asked, 'Where?'
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Yo momma's so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.
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Yo momma's so fat, she stepped on a dollar and made change.
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Married men live longer than single men, - but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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There are two times when a man is confused about a woman- before a man is married and after a man is married.
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Yo momma's so horny, when she found out Winnie the Pooh had no pants, she a got a boner.
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Yo momma's so fat, she uses the pacific ocean to take a bath.
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how does a blond person hich hike?
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at a reced car
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Yo momma's so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out....
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Yo momma's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows.
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Yo momma's so stupid she got locked in mattress store and slept on the floor.
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Yo momma's is so fat she jumped in to the ocean and the whales started to sing, 'We Are Family.'
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Whats the difference between a teabag and england? - The teabag can stay in the cup for longer.
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Yo momma's so poor when I saw her kickin' a can down the street, I asked her what was she doing and she said she was movin'.
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Yo mamma so fat, when she got on a weight scale, it said to be continued.
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brick
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laid by mexicans
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humpty dumpty
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hupedmped then dumped
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Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals."
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Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
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not a joke
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retard
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Yo momma so old shes blind from the big bang.
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Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, "Moving."
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Yo momma like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!
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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!
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Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "
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Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!
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Yo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, "Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!"
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Yo momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
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Yo momma so poor, she bounces food stamps!!
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Yo momma is like a racing car...chick burned four rubbers in one night.
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Yo momma is like a racing car...chick burned four rubbers in one night.
