Welcome to Night Vale – Flashcards
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Cecil Palmer
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Lot #37 at the Sheriff's Secret Police Auction
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ALL HAIL
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The Glow Cloud
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Steve Carlsberg
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Just the worst
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Erika
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If angels existed, all of them would be named this:
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The Time of Knives
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The original summer reading program
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Carlos the Scientist
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Has teeth like a military cemetery
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Deer
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Real estate agents live in these
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Hiram McDaniels
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Wanted for tax fraud, also a five headed dragon.
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Huntocar
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The god worshiped by the underground city
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Nazr al-Mujaheed
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His boys are "good football boys"
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Soft Meat Crown
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Worn by the early settlers of Night Vale
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The Faceless Old Woman who secretly lives inside of your home
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Is smelling your neck, right now.
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Wheat and it's by-products
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Have been known to turn into snakes
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Former Station Intern Dana (or her double)
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The laws of time and space don't really apply to her anymore
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John Peters
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You know, the farmer?
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Clocks
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None of these are real in Night Vale
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Condos
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A perfect kind of human
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Tamika Flynn
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Conqueror of the Librarians
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Telly the Barber
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Likes sports, and has posters of combs
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The Man in the Tan Jacket
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Is probably a fly salesman
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Old Woman Josie
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If she falls, so does this town
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Khoshekh
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Cannot be captured on film, used to hovers four feet from the ground in the men's bathroom
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Megan
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Was born as an adult male's severed hand
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Marcus Vansten
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Was Night Vale's most wealthy citizen before being chosen by the angels. Now, he does not legally exist
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Station Intern Dylan
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Never returned from the subway
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Cactus June
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Night Vale's third most beautiful woman
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Kevin
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Believes in a smiling god, host of "Welcome to Desert Bluffs"
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Big Rico's
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The only pizza parlor that hasn't burnt down in an unsolved arson case
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Moonlite all-nite diner
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Serves the best invisible pie in town
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Strexcorp
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Bought NVCR from station management
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Trees
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They are us
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Alligators
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They can kill your children
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A pack of feral dogs
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Plastic bags. Plastic. Bags. PLASTIC. BAGS.
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You
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Came to Night Vale after experiencing a vision of a dark planet lit by no sun of incredible size
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Mayor Pamela Winchell
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Calls way too many emergency press conferences
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Hidden Gorge
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It's pulses decides who the mayor of Night Vale will be
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Gino's Italian Dining Experience
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The fanciest restaurant, located in old town Night Vale
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THE BROWN STONE SPIRE
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Offering solutions to your problems in exchange for terrible, unspeakable costs. Has a slogan, but it cannot be pronounced
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The Man who is not short
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Works for a vague, yet menacing government agency
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WZZZ
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Night Vale's local number station
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The Shape in Grove Park
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It doesn't like it when you talk about it
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Mountains
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Do not exist. The world is flat, all the way round
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Street Cleaning Day
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The most terrifying thing ever
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Helicopters with murals depicting birds of prey
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Nobody knows what these mean
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The Apache Tracker
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A real racist as*hole
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Calculators
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Banned by City Council
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JP's OJ
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Coming into contact with this will take you out of our time
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The Abandoned Mine Shaft
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Get's HBO, also used for torture
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The Pyramid
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Broadcasts advertisements for Flaky-O's in impossibly low tones
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City Council
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Delivers their messages through strange, mute children
